Virginity Marketing, Exchanging Your Cherry for an Education

Here is a new twist on the virginity thing or the bit about saving it for marriage.   The new meaning would translate to save it for a college education.  In this case it would be for a Masters Degree in Family and Marriage Therapy.   Both virginity and a mind are terrible things to waste.

According to an article in the London Telegraph, a young woman is willing to auction off her maidenhood in exchange for enough cash to finish her education.   As luck would have it, ten thousand men stepped up to the plate and put their money where their desires are.   So far, this woman from San Diego, is entertaining bids in excess of $3.7 Million.   That sure beats the hell out of working in Starbucks.

I am sure there are a fair share of perverts and the type of crazo who figures he is in love with her, just because of the proposition.   The virgin in question here is certainly an attractive woman, but  she sure ain’t turning heads away from Paris Hilton or any other sex figure of the moment.   For this kind of money one could have sex with every virgin in some small, developing country.    Some will even fake it for half-price.

One has to wonder about the attraction or fetish, you pick the definition, for men who would spend millions for maidenhood.  Frankly, I don’t get it.  And just as frankly, neither does the party who is auctioning it off for college.  She says she was inspired by her sister who worked as a hooker for three weeks to pay her own way through college.  Feminists must be having a field day with this whole business.   But then there are issues of empowerment and independence.   Who knows?

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I have to hand it to this woman.  Not for keeping her legs closed for 22 years.   But for the idea.  It is a fantastic idea.   Hell, for that kind of money she doesn’t even have to work at all.   Provided she doesn’t give her three mil and change to Bernie Madoff.    Maybe Madoff should fork over for her.  He has screwed so many people, he might as well pay out for a change and give her a whirl.   Give him something to do while under house arrest.

All jokes aside, chances are it will be an elderly businessman who wins the bid.   If the young woman is smart she will do the video cam on the Internet and sell admission.   There’s a few more bucks in that, for sure.   And, besides, you get to memorialize the big debut.   A little music, “We’ve Only Just Begun,” or some other treacly nonsense, and you can package it as a DVD and sell it off the website.

So in the end, he gets the cherry, she gets the bread.  Hey, there is a first time for everything.

Author: Gordon Basichis

Gordon Basichis is the Co-Founder of Corra Group, specializing in pre-employment background checks and corporate research. He has been a marketing and media executive. He is the author of the best selling Beautiful Bad Girl, The Vicki Morgan Story, a non-fiction novel that helped define exotic behavior in the late twentieth century. He has recently published The Cuban Quarter, The Blood Orange, and The Guys Who Spied for China, dealing with Chinese Espionage in the United States. He is the author of The Constant Travellers. He has been a journalist for several newspapers and is a screenwriter and producer.